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Jun 1, 2022Liked by Hannah Vanbiber

it was the great tragedy of my life when I had COVID last week and couldn't go to see Maverick on opening night. I'm looking forward to hitting up the IMAX on Friday (my day off) this week. I think your categorizations are spot on!! I read and enjoyed Crawdads but also I think that summary is gross and doesn't capture it well. The movie looks kinda stupid so....I mean I'm still gonna watch because I have AMC A-List (thank u queen nicole) and Anna loves Taylor Swift.

TAIKA THOR SUPREMACY (and I'm 100% here for Natalie-Thor, she is an icon and I'm pumped for the three-way chemistry of Thor/Jane/Valkyrie) --- also I'm pretty sure you already posted about OFMD before but UGH another great Taika instant classic that I love.

Only one I don't think I'll see on your list is NOPE because....I don't like horror or thriller movies, too scary for me. I'm going to see (and probably enjoy) Phantom of the Open. It's opening more at the end of summer, but I'm also excited for Three Thousand Years of Longing.

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Ahhhh this is great! First of all, I have NEVER heard of either of the last two movies you mention! This is a thrill to have new trailers to look up. I just looked up Phantom of the Open and it's already showing at some theaters here !

I AM excited about the Thor/Jane/Valkyrie triangle (and whoever blue-haired person is in the trailer??) and also the easy-breezy, fun, saturated queerness of Taika's stuff is part of what makes it so magical! We LOVED OFMD so much.

I'm gonna need everyone to come back and leave reviews on Crawdads when it's finally out haha.

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Jun 1, 2022Liked by Hannah Vanbiber

I just came here to re-emphasize Manic Pixie Swamp DreamGirl. (Dead!!!!!!)

Did read, did enjoy, did find extremely problematic, will watch.

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So pleased you dropped by to emphasize -- and sympathize!!

Also, let's be honest, my curiosity will absolutely get the better of me and I will be watching Crawdads, but maybe only when it's streaming??

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Jun 1, 2022Liked by Hannah Vanbiber

THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER ABOUT CRAWDADS. Seriously, this was the worst book I've read in a long time. It TOTALLY feels like either a man or a 14 year old girl wrote this story. It's terrible. The prose is bad. The plot is predictable (from someone who can never. guess. any.plot). IT'S GODAWFUL. Whew, thanks for creating a safe space for me to say that.

Also while I'm shitting on things can I just say every action movie since John Wick just wants to BE John Wick. And also that I am totally here for whatever RG wants to do and will probably see this movie more than once lol.

Not on the list...have you heard of Crimes of the Future with Kristen Stewart?! I watched the Red trailer today and am not okay. I need Viggo to go back to being a sexy huntsman and leave the body mutilation stuff to those lizard people in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Thank you, as always, for making me laugh out loud (particularly about our love/hate crush, Dakota Johnson).

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HAHAHAAHAAA A man or a 14 year old, yes! Like, what the heck? Thank you for entering this safe space and speaking your truth.😂

The crazy thing is how well John Wick WORKS. Like, it just seems like it SHOULDN'T work? Because it's also kind of what lots of action movies wanted to be before. But they got the ingredients just right with John Wick (KEANU) and it's so freaking good. Like that balance of not taking itself (the plot, the characters) seriously and yet being dead serious when it comes to the action, the choreography, the visuals, the details?? So good. *goes off to rewatch John Wick*

OMG I have been too scared to watch the trailer! hahaha everyone is like That messed me up! But I'll watch it and return here to give my reactions.

I feel we are well on our way to forming a devoted Dakota fan club. After all, true devotion can include fear if we're talking cult-level.

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Okay I just watched the red band trailer for Crimes of the Future and THAT'S GONNA BE A ONE THOUSAND PeRCENt NO FROM ME!!!!!!!!

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Jun 1, 2022Liked by Hannah Vanbiber

I’m also really excited for Maverick, Don’t Worry Darling and Jurassic Dinosaur (or whatever this one is called)!! I think the Buzz Lightyear movie is supposed to be the show that the toy was from in the movie. Like picture Andy watching Saturday morning cartoons and that would have been on.

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"Jurassic Dinosaur" made me LOL

Ahhhhhhhhh, that makes sense about Buzz Lightyear. It still doesn't make me feel like the movie will have stakes. Like...it's too many fictions fiction. But at least it's logical now. lol

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Jun 3, 2022Liked by Hannah Vanbiber

Yeah, I’m not that excited by it either. Ian is though so I guess they hit their target audience 😂 and I’m sure it will be better than I’m expecting

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😂😂 so true.

Then there’s me, a childless millennial, getting all critical about Toy Story sequels as if I’m still Disney’s target audience 😅🫠

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Jun 3, 2022Liked by Hannah Vanbiber

Hey, kids don’t have credit cards… 😂

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GREAT POINT lol

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