Portia is the most frustratingly indecisive and naive character! Ugh! I just wanted to slap her in the face. Also, I knew it would be the gays who died (all those bodies in the water, the yacht, etc) but the death of Tanya was a surprise. I thought it was entirely appropriate, though. Even if she had survived, she would have faced an extended legal battle on many fronts for murder, self-defense, her husband stealing her money, and all that mess. I wouldn't want to live through all of that next season.
I was so surprised with Tanya's death -- they really got me with that one! Even when she was floating in the bottom of the ocean with the opera playing behind her I was like, "But is she gonna wake up and swim?" ::facepalm::
You're so right it would not be worth surviving that night on the yacht!
I mostly came here to say I don't know how I didn't put together the idea that Daphne and Ethan f****d when that is EXACTLY what happened.
If we have a fun little white lotus reunion in a couple of years, no one is speaking to each other.
While I was a little let down by the deaths at the end, but it was absolutely not because Tonya didn't 100% deserve it. It was just not that exciting in my opinion. Though it was reminiscent of the first season with how chaotic the death scene was.
Our brains are SYMPATICO!! I watched the episode a second time (because I'm a good wife and Ben needed to watch it Monday) and feel even further convinced they did some sex stuff.
I PERISHED when Daphne suggested they all go to the Maldives. That writing is just perfection !! lol!!
Yes, it was SO chaotic and insane! But still doesn't live up the standard Season 1 set. I feel like Mike White was so smart to kill of Tanya because this season she was more a distraction from what he was doing than a support.
Portia is the most frustratingly indecisive and naive character! Ugh! I just wanted to slap her in the face. Also, I knew it would be the gays who died (all those bodies in the water, the yacht, etc) but the death of Tanya was a surprise. I thought it was entirely appropriate, though. Even if she had survived, she would have faced an extended legal battle on many fronts for murder, self-defense, her husband stealing her money, and all that mess. I wouldn't want to live through all of that next season.
I was so surprised with Tanya's death -- they really got me with that one! Even when she was floating in the bottom of the ocean with the opera playing behind her I was like, "But is she gonna wake up and swim?" ::facepalm::
You're so right it would not be worth surviving that night on the yacht!
Per usual...I 👏 agree 👏 with 👏 EVERYTHING!
I mostly came here to say I don't know how I didn't put together the idea that Daphne and Ethan f****d when that is EXACTLY what happened.
If we have a fun little white lotus reunion in a couple of years, no one is speaking to each other.
While I was a little let down by the deaths at the end, but it was absolutely not because Tonya didn't 100% deserve it. It was just not that exciting in my opinion. Though it was reminiscent of the first season with how chaotic the death scene was.
Our brains are SYMPATICO!! I watched the episode a second time (because I'm a good wife and Ben needed to watch it Monday) and feel even further convinced they did some sex stuff.
I PERISHED when Daphne suggested they all go to the Maldives. That writing is just perfection !! lol!!
Yes, it was SO chaotic and insane! But still doesn't live up the standard Season 1 set. I feel like Mike White was so smart to kill of Tanya because this season she was more a distraction from what he was doing than a support.
This was an excellent recap!
Thanks, Aaron! Love to hear from you! Can't wait for Season 3!